SPACE: 3I/ATLAS NEWSFLASH

New image of 3I/Atlas (source: NASA)

BREAKING NEWS: In a shock development, NASA has released new images of 3I/Atlas - the extrasolar comet currently approaching Mars. Taken with the James Webb Space Telescope, the object appears to resemble SpongeBob SquarePants character; Patrick Star! 

Scientists are baffled but prominent religious leaders have warned of a coming SpongeBob apocalypse. In response, NASA has announced a program to search for other SpongeBob characters that may be on the way. Said António Guterres, Secretary-General of the United Nations; 'if we find Squidward approaching it could be very serious indeed'. World leaders meanwhile continue to plead for calm in the face of global unrest.