SEX: CHRIS EVANS EXPOSED!!!

 

HOLLYWOOD HUNK CHRIS EVANS, ACCIDENTALLY POSTED X-RATED PIC ON INSTAGRAM!!!!

LADIES AND (THERE'LL BE A FEW) GENTLEMEN

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THE FOLLOWING IMAGE CONTAINS GRAPHIC CHRIS EVANS NUDITY

R18 ONLY

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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AGAIN, IF CHRIS EVANS NUDITY OFFENDS, DO NOT GO FURTHER!

BUT IF YOU CLICKED ON THE CHRIS EVANS LINK

YOU'RE UP FOR IT, AREN'T YOU?

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YOU FILTHY URCHIN

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HERE IT COMES

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CHRIS EVANS HOTNESS

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AGAIN, IF YOU'RE NOT 18 OR OLDER, CLICK AWAY NOW!!!

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NO KIDS ALLOWED! 

(little shits, always turning up where they're least wanted)

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BTW:THIS BLOG TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHYSIOLOGICAL OR MARITAL RUPTURE CAUSED BY YOUR VIEWING CHRIS EVAN'S JUNK

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RIGHT THIS WAY FOR CHRIS EVAN'S JUNK

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CHRIS EVANS IN THE RAW 

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WITH HIS JUNK OUT

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CHRIS EVANS APPARENTLY SALUTING THE FLAG

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TO BE EXPLICIT, CHRIS EVAN'S COCK AND BALLS

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IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

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HERE IT COMES!!!!

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PHOARR!!! HOT CHRIS EVANS COCK AND BALLS PIC!!

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THANK YOU FOR CLICKING - PLEASE AVAIL YOURSELF OF A COMPLIMENTARY TISSUE AND ENJOY THE AFTER-FUNCTION ENTERTAINMENT PROVIDED BY OUR PROFESSIONAL CHRIS EVAN'S IMPERSONATOR, RICK ASTLEY (NON-NUDE)

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CIAO

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SPACE: ELON MUSK AND THE QUEST FOR THE INTERPLANETARY HOT SHOWER

Shock revelations today from an ex-SpaceX employee who claims to have worked closely with Elon Musk on the Starship program. 

According to the source, Musk's Boca Chica facility is not a rocket production facility, but instead a heavily disguised hot water cylinder production center.

'They're disguising it by making these things fly, but the real goal is for Elon to be take be able to a long hot shower when he's down here in Boca Chica, anywhere on-site. He's obsessed with getting the perfect hot shower on-the-go, it's all he talks about.'

In pursuit of this goal, September 3 saw another 150m 'hop' by a Starship prototype. According to the source, although it appeared to be a spectacular rocket test, what wasn't shown was Elon taking a hot shower underneath the prototype shortly afterwards.

'People are calling it a rocket,' said the source when interviewed at a local bar, 'but just look at it, it's obviously a hot water cylinder. They all are.'

Musk himself is reported to have said; 'there's...there's a lot, ah, a lot of problems, engineering problems I should say, with getting just the right amount of flow when you're taking a shower. It's not..ah..I would say, an easy to do thing...there's a lot of work involved. Ah...nozzle.'

As part of his quest for the perfect shower, Musk has reportedly determined mobility will be key; 'Imagine you're anywhere in the world..say ah, darkest Peru..and you can't get a hot shower. We will have a fleet of orbiting hot water cylinders and you can call one down to you and provide that service.' 

But Musk has much larger plans than an orbital fleet of on-demand hot water cylinders.

'I can take a hot shower at my home, but what if I wanted to take a shower on the moon? I can't do that right now and ah, NASA are being total dicks about it. So that's what the Starship will be for - interplanetary mobile hot water cylinders. The fact that they can carry people and cargo is good, but the real goal is that I can get a hot shower anywhere - but don't tell NASA I said that. Nozzle.'

At present, Musk has not responded to these claims, but when asked about Mars, he has publicly stated; 'If I could take a hot shower on Mars, I would die happy. Raptor.'  

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