POLITICS: AN ODE TO AN AMERICAN TOAD

The Ballad of Toad Lindsey (Graham)

Whichever way the political wind blows, there Toad Lindsey must go. Whatever he said on Tuesday, by Wednesday he no longer knows.

But the Trump ship is sinking and so down the chain little toad must scurry. And jump into political waters, all cold churn and flurry. Whirlpools grasp and gales of condemnation batter But Lindsay floats away scot-free, just like a lump of fecal matter. And do not fear for our little toad Lindsey's lot. For should another would-be dictator arise, why, he'll be in like hot snot.

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THIS POD LIFE: RPG'EY MUGS

3D open-world, emergent gameplay, narrative branching, deep mechanics, engaging characters, absorbing story. 

That's my 'thing'. If a game has at least three of these qualities then likely it'll be my sort of past time.

Not so keen on ye olde Tolkien rip-offs that so many RPG's just can't let go of, but even so, I'll still give it a look.

On the other hand I am glad that the run of Viking based games hasn't been overwhelming. Not a fan of Vikings - in my estimation they were the skinhead assholes of yesteryear. You often hear the argument that it was a different time but given their main activity was banditry, I'm going to persist with my judgement of them as being mostly dickheads.

And I see Ubisoft have another of their collect-athon open-world games due out soon, this time covering a Viking setting. Tellingly, your Viking will be a 'good' Viking (of course), who protects the weak and helpless during the rape and pillage of Viking raids because that's so historically accurate. Everyone else is fair game for your axe. Think I'll give it a miss.

Asshole

Anyway, have designed a series of coffee mugs (and tees) that celebrate some of the typical classes you can play in an RPG.

Ranger Coffee Mug

Wizard Coffee Mug

Cleric Coffee Mug

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SEX: CHRIS EVANS EXPOSED!!!

 

HOLLYWOOD HUNK CHRIS EVANS, ACCIDENTALLY POSTED X-RATED PIC ON INSTAGRAM!!!!

LADIES AND (THERE'LL BE A FEW) GENTLEMEN

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THE FOLLOWING IMAGE CONTAINS GRAPHIC CHRIS EVANS NUDITY

R18 ONLY

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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AGAIN, IF CHRIS EVANS NUDITY OFFENDS, DO NOT GO FURTHER!

BUT IF YOU CLICKED ON THE CHRIS EVANS LINK

YOU'RE UP FOR IT, AREN'T YOU?

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YOU FILTHY URCHIN

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HERE IT COMES

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CHRIS EVANS HOTNESS

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AGAIN, IF YOU'RE NOT 18 OR OLDER, CLICK AWAY NOW!!!

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NO KIDS ALLOWED! 

(little shits, always turning up where they're least wanted)

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BTW:THIS BLOG TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHYSIOLOGICAL OR MARITAL RUPTURE CAUSED BY YOUR VIEWING CHRIS EVAN'S JUNK

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HERE WE GO.

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RIGHT THIS WAY FOR CHRIS EVAN'S JUNK

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CHRIS EVANS IN THE RAW 

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WITH HIS JUNK OUT

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CHRIS EVANS APPARENTLY SALUTING THE FLAG

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TO BE EXPLICIT, CHRIS EVAN'S COCK AND BALLS

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IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

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HERE IT COMES!!!!

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PHOARR!!! HOT CHRIS EVANS COCK AND BALLS PIC!!

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THANK YOU FOR CLICKING - PLEASE AVAIL YOURSELF OF A COMPLIMENTARY TISSUE AND ENJOY THE AFTER-FUNCTION ENTERTAINMENT PROVIDED BY OUR PROFESSIONAL CHRIS EVAN'S IMPERSONATOR, RICK ASTLEY (NON-NUDE)

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SPACE: ELON MUSK AND THE QUEST FOR THE INTERPLANETARY HOT SHOWER

Shock revelations today from an ex-SpaceX employee who claims to have worked closely with Elon Musk on the Starship program. 

According to the source, Musk's Boca Chica facility is not a rocket production facility, but instead a heavily disguised hot water cylinder production center.

'They're disguising it by making these things fly, but the real goal is for Elon to be take be able to a long hot shower when he's down here in Boca Chica, anywhere on-site. He's obsessed with getting the perfect hot shower on-the-go, it's all he talks about.'

In pursuit of this goal, September 3 saw another 150m 'hop' by a Starship prototype. According to the source, although it appeared to be a spectacular rocket test, what wasn't shown was Elon taking a hot shower underneath the prototype shortly afterwards.

'People are calling it a rocket,' said the source when interviewed at a local bar, 'but just look at it, it's obviously a hot water cylinder. They all are.'

Musk himself is reported to have said; 'there's...there's a lot, ah, a lot of problems, engineering problems I should say, with getting just the right amount of flow when you're taking a shower. It's not..ah..I would say, an easy to do thing...there's a lot of work involved. Ah...nozzle.'

As part of his quest for the perfect shower, Musk has reportedly determined mobility will be key; 'Imagine you're anywhere in the world..say ah, darkest Peru..and you can't get a hot shower. We will have a fleet of orbiting hot water cylinders and you can call one down to you and provide that service.' 

But Musk has much larger plans than an orbital fleet of on-demand hot water cylinders.

'I can take a hot shower at my home, but what if I wanted to take a shower on the moon? I can't do that right now and ah, NASA are being total dicks about it. So that's what the Starship will be for - interplanetary mobile hot water cylinders. The fact that they can carry people and cargo is good, but the real goal is that I can get a hot shower anywhere - but don't tell NASA I said that. Nozzle.'

At present, Musk has not responded to these claims, but when asked about Mars, he has publicly stated; 'If I could take a hot shower on Mars, I would die happy. Raptor.'  

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THIS POD LIFE

Note: PoD stands for 'Print on Demand'

i.e. selling tees, stickers and coffee mugs n' shit, on the net.

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